Christmas Chef

An exhausted Christmas chef. Of course my nephew wasn't asleep merely resting his eyes. The chef's Mum writes the following---
He'd cooked the Christmas Dinner
And really done it well.
It wouldn't make us thinner,
But I said "What the ----.
He'd even made the pudding.
I buy mine from the shop.
He climbed the stairs so many times
I thought he'd never stop.

When we finished eating
He said "I'll take a break
And sit down for two minutes"
He couldn't stay awake.
He nodded off so quickly.
a fact that he denies.
"I wasn't sleeping,honest,
Just had to rest my eyes!!

Talented folk these Yorkshiremen.